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---RELIGIONS OF ASSASSIN'S CREED---

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—Altairism—

"Altairism is the love of an arrogant, grumpy Assassin who needs to get laid."

—Ezioism—

"Ezioism is the love of a hot, flirtatious Italian Assassin. "

—Desmondology—

"Desmondology is the study of all that is Desmond."

—Kadarism—

"Kadarism is the love of a young Journeyman Assassin who died simply to fuck up emotions."

—Leonardoism—

"Leonardoism is the love of an easily excited inventor who has problems with the concept of personal space."

—Malikism—

"Malikism is the love of a one-armed Bureau Leader with a sassy attitude. "

—Shaunism—

"Shaunism is the love of an angry British man who has problems with third-world countries."

—Clayology—

"Clayology is the  study of the only Assassin who felt that the walls of Abstergo looked better painted blood red."

—Yusufism—

"Yusufism is the love for an Assassin who enjoys trolling the others, no matter who it may be."

—Connorism—

"Connorism is the love of a feral hot native."
EDIT 2: ADDED CONNORISM.
EDIT: ADDED CLAYOLOGY AND YUSUFISM.


I found these on my Tumblr blog.
I... I had to share them here. Before I forgot about them.
*A*

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Aquila-1459's avatar
I follow all of these religions, but my heart is devoted to Ezioism, Malikism, and Desmondology. (mainly the first one :blush: *giggles a little*)