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—Altairism—
"Altairism is the love of an arrogant, grumpy Assassin who needs to get laid."
—Ezioism—
"Ezioism is the love of a hot, flirtatious Italian Assassin. "
—Desmondology—
"Desmondology is the study of all that is Desmond."
—Kadarism—
"Kadarism is the love of a young Journeyman Assassin who died simply to fuck up emotions."
—Leonardoism—
"Leonardoism is the love of an easily excited inventor who has problems with the concept of personal space."
—Malikism—
"Malikism is the love of a one-armed Bureau Leader with a sassy attitude. "
—Shaunism—
"Shaunism is the love of an angry British man who has problems with third-world countries."
—Clayology—
"Clayology is the study of the only Assassin who felt that the walls of Abstergo looked better painted blood red."
—Yusufism—
"Yusufism is the love for an Assassin who enjoys trolling the others, no matter who it may be."
—Connorism—
"Connorism is the love of a feral hot native."
"Altairism is the love of an arrogant, grumpy Assassin who needs to get laid."
—Ezioism—
"Ezioism is the love of a hot, flirtatious Italian Assassin. "
—Desmondology—
"Desmondology is the study of all that is Desmond."
—Kadarism—
"Kadarism is the love of a young Journeyman Assassin who died simply to fuck up emotions."
—Leonardoism—
"Leonardoism is the love of an easily excited inventor who has problems with the concept of personal space."
—Malikism—
"Malikism is the love of a one-armed Bureau Leader with a sassy attitude. "
—Shaunism—
"Shaunism is the love of an angry British man who has problems with third-world countries."
—Clayology—
"Clayology is the study of the only Assassin who felt that the walls of Abstergo looked better painted blood red."
—Yusufism—
"Yusufism is the love for an Assassin who enjoys trolling the others, no matter who it may be."
—Connorism—
"Connorism is the love of a feral hot native."
Literature
Assassins Creed Jingle Bells
What the hell
What the hell
Templars everywhere,
On the roof tops and in the boats,
Wait here comes Altair!
OH!
What the hell,
What the hell,
The master is a fraud;
Kick his ass and take the staff,
and then go make a spawn!
Dashin' 'cross the lake,
Upon only the planks,
Must get to Malik,
Before I get flanked.
Take down an archer,
Jump into the hay,
Climb another building,
AND THERE'S THE BUEARU, HEY!
What the hell,
What the hell,
Flags are everywhere,
Collect them all and have a ball,
Cuz' AlMualm ain't there.
Literature
Meaning in life Altair x reader Chapter 4
The bus stops in front of the museum and You and Emily hopped off. Once at the steps you looked up at the building in thought.
“[Y/n]!” You jump and looked around for Emily to see she was at the top of the steps. “Come on you lazy butt or else I’ll leave you behind.” You give your head a quick shake.
“Sorry. I’m coming.” Once at the top of the steps you two head in and paid admission. Emily walked around in awh while looking at all the historical artifacts for she was the history nerd.
“Emily calm down before you start to drool on the glass cases.” Emily looked over she shoulder
Literature
The Assassins Creed
1. Stay your blade from the flesh of a innocent
2. Remain Subtle
3. Never compromise the Brotherhood
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I follow all of these religions, but my heart is devoted to Ezioism, Malikism, and Desmondology. (mainly the first one *giggles a little*)